An all-time favorite, Little Johnny is as famous as a rock star. The kid’s always doing mischievous things and getting into trouble at school. And that doesn’t include all the things his parents get caught doing. Read on.There’s a new movie coming out, lots of hype! Check out the official site: A Movie Based on Little Johnny Jokes – coming April Fool’s Day 2011!
There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top...so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun....he says to her.."My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position."
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip.
Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her cat Snuggles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. He fetched his Dad to look at Snuggles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Snuggles is dead, Johnny."
Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's room.
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