Sh*t
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes “What does that mean?” his mother says ” Oh that means putting on makeup”
An all-time favorite, Little Johnny is as famous as a rock star. The kid’s always doing mischievous things and getting into trouble at school. And that doesn’t include all the things his parents get caught doing. Read on.
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes “What does that mean?” his mother says ” Oh that means putting on makeup”
Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out … “Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!”
There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”
Little Johnny’s father said, “let me see your report card.”
Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
In little Johnny’s class at school, there’s this kid with no arms or legs called Philip.
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