Little Johnny Jokes - Page 5

Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: “Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch…”

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip.  “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.”

One day theres a couple of kids in a phycology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class “stand up if u think you’re stupid!” after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says “do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is !!I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was… The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.

Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes “What does that mean?” his mother says ” Oh that means putting on makeup”