Little Johnny Jokes - Page 3

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can't have one!"

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.