I Like The Way You Think
Little Johnny's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard."
Little Johnny Jokes - Page 3
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Definitely
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
Mounted Police
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.
Restroom Etiquette
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
Stick It Out Johnny
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.
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