Little Johnny Jokes - Page 2

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

Little Johnny’s teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, “I have something behind my back. It’s red in color and round. It’s soft, but it’s hard.”

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: