Birds and Bees
Little Johnny's father came to him one day and said, "It's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees."
Little Johnny Jokes - Page 13
An all-time favorite, Little Johnny is as famous as a rock star. The kid’s always doing mischievous things and getting into trouble at school. And that doesn’t include all the things his parents get caught doing. Read on.There’s a new movie coming out, lots of hype! Check out the official site: A Movie Based on Little Johnny Jokes – coming April Fool’s Day 2011!
Beautiful
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
Battery Acid
Little Johnny's sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, "Johnny, you should play with holy water instead." Little Johnny says, "Why is that?". The priest replies, "I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby".
Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
Taking it With You
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, "You can't take it with you."
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