Settlement
A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night.
"Father, listen," he rejoiced, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit."
Lawyer Jokes - Page 8
Lawyers are always doing sneaky, slimey, should be illegal things yet they call it the law. So we make fun of them, the dumb laws they make and abate. Enjoy our collection of funny lawyer jokes, but whatever you do don’t show them to an attorney (we don’t want to be sued)!
More Lawyer Q and A
Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Lawyer Q and A
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement? A: Not enough cement. Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?
A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.
Pearly Gates
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
Payoff
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
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