Trip to Mars
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth.
Lawyer Jokes - Page 7
Lawyers are always doing sneaky, slimey, should be illegal things yet they call it the law. So we make fun of them, the dumb laws they make and abate. Enjoy our collection of funny lawyer jokes, but whatever you do don’t show them to an attorney (we don’t want to be sued)!
To the Grave
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most--his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."
Too Much to Drink
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
Tell The Truth OJ
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, OJ, will you tell me the honest truth? Did you kill Ronald and Nicole?"
Space Photography
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
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