Lawyers are always doing sneaky, slimey, should be illegal things yet they call it the law. So we make fun of them, the dumb laws they make and abate. Enjoy our collection of funny lawyer jokes, but whatever you do don’t show them to an attorney (we don’t want to be sued)!
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most–his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me.”
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, OJ, will you tell me the honest truth? Did you kill Ronald and Nicole?”
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night.
“Father, listen,” he rejoiced, “I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.”
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