Lawyers are always doing sneaky, slimey, should be illegal things yet they call it the law. So we make fun of them, the dumb laws they make and abate. Enjoy our collection of funny lawyer jokes, but whatever you do don’t show them to an attorney (we don’t want to be sued)!
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a jury. The bailiff returned with a group of lawyers.
A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.
The statement included this item:
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.
"And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.
United States Attorney Season and Hunting Limits - 1300.01 GENERAL:
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
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