Lawyers are always doing sneaky, slimey, should be illegal things yet they call it the law. So we make fun of them, the dumb laws they make and abate. Enjoy our collection of funny lawyer jokes, but whatever you do don’t show them to an attorney (we don’t want to be sued)!
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered.
An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer “I have a proposition for you…”
So how about a few short lawyer jokes? These are some of my favorites, but it’s always so hard to find any halfway decent that hasn’t been told 100 times already. So here’s to hoping for the best…
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
An elementary school teacher was asking her students what their parents did for a living. “Jeffrey, please be first,” she said. “Tell the class, what does your mother do?” Jeffrey stood up and proudly boasted, “She’s a doctor.”
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