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    • ]]>     Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Adolf Adolf who?
    Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don’t know, you tell me!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woo.
    Woo, who?
    Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tennis.
    Tennis who?
    Tennis-see!

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-21.html/feed 16     Knock Knock #20 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-20.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-20.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:52:59 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=193
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Panther!
    Panther who?
    Panther what you wear on your legth!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Queen!
    Queen who?
    Queen as a whistle!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Radio!
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Sadie!
    Sadie who?
    Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Thistle who?
    Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-20.html/feed 6     Knock Knock #19 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-19.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-19.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:52:29 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=192
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Kareem!
    Kareem who?
    Kareem of the crop!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Lemming!
    Lemmming who?
    Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Manny!
    Manny who?
    Manny are called, but few are chosen!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Nadya!
    Nadya who?
    Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Oily!
    Oily who?
    The Oily bird catches the worm!

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-19.html/feed 5     Knock Knock #17 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-17.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-17.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:51:57 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=191
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Aardvark!
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Baby Owl!
    Baby Owl who?
    Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    C-2!
    C-2 who?
    C-2 it that you don’t forget my name next time!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Danielle!
    Danielle who?
    Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Ears!
    Ears who?
    Ears looking at you!

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-17.html/feed 3     Knock Knock #16 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:51:27 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Tarzan!
    Tarzan who?
    Tarzan stripes forever!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Usher!
    Usher who?
    Usher wish you would let me in!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Disguise !
    Disguise who ?
    Disguise the limit !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes a great knock-knock joke !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dummy !
    Dummy who ?
    Dummy a favor and go away!!

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/feed 13     Knock Knock #15 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-15.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-15.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:50:56 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=189
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Drew !
    Drew who ?
    Drew you remember the time? !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Duck !
    Duck who ?
    Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Aesop!
    Aesop who?
    Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Figs !
    Figs who ?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Four Eggs!
    Four Eggs who ?
    Four Eggs ample !

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-15.html/feed 1     Knock Knock #14 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-14.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-14.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:50:18 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=188
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dozen !
    Dozen who ?
    Dozen anyone want to let me in !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dozen !
    Dozen who ?
    Dozen anyone ever answer the door !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Vaughan!
    Vaughan who?
    Vaughan day my prince will come!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there!
    Watusi!
    Watusi who?
    Watusi is what you get!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dragon !
    Dragon who ?
    Dragon your feet again !

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-14.html/feed 1     Knock Knock #13 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-13.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-13.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:49:47 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=187
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes your friend, open the door !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes a very bad joke !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Disk !
    Disk who ?
    Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there ?
    Dismay !
    Dismay who ?
    Dismay be a joke but it doesn’t make me laugh !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dozen !
    Dozen who ?
    Dozen anyone live here anymore !

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-13.html/feed 1     Knock Knock #12 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-12.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-12.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:49:19 +0000 F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=186
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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Diesel !
    Diesel who ?
    Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Diesel !
    Diesel who ?
    Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes the police !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes getting boring !

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    • ]]>     Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Egg!
    Egg who ?
    Egg-citing to meet you !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Europe !
    Europe who ?
    Europe’ning the door too slow, come on !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    D-1 !
    D-1 who ?
    D-1 who knocked

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dad !
    Dad who ?
    Dad fuel to the fire !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Deduct !
    Deduct who ?
    Donald Deduct

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