Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!