Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock #21

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

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Knock Knock #20

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

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Knock Knock #19

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

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Knock Knock #17

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

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Knock Knock #16

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!

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