Celebrities on Women
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
- Oliver Herford
Insults and Cutdowns - Page 3
You’re so fat… so ugly… so… well you get the point. This place is where we keep all those nasty insults and cutdowns. Sure to bring someone you don’t like to tears.
Celebrities on Men
"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"
- Margaret Mead
"He's a male chauvinistic piglet."
- Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx
Celebrities on Looks
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
- Don Rickles
Celebrities on Intelligence
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx
Celebrities on Countries
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"
- Billy Connolly
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