Insults and Cutdowns

You’re so fat… so ugly… so… well you get the point. This place is where we keep all those nasty insults and cutdowns. Sure to bring someone you don’t like to tears.

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.

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I Feel Insulted

A¬†lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady.

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How About Some Insults?

Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly¬†spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…

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Hi John, How You Doing?

A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It’s their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the Price Is Right guy. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.

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Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50

10. Sag! You’re it!

9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear.

7. Kick the bucket.

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