Only Problem
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
Golf Jokes - Page 7
Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.
One Iron
A rather good golf junkie who happens to be a priest is on the 18th hole and has about a 200 yard approach shot to the green. He drags out his 1-iron, and starts to swing at the ball. Suddenly, the clouds overhead let out a flash of lightning and a massive roll of thunder, shattering a tree some 3 hundred yards east, and the rain begins pouring down in a blinding sheet.
Old Timers
Four men, well along in years, had played golf as a foursome every Sunday morning, until one of them passed away. The other three asked the club pro if he could find them a compatible gentleman to fill out the foursome again. "No problem," answered the pro.
Nagging Wife
"Mildred, shut up" cried the golfer at his nagging wife, "Shut up or you'll drive me out of my mind."
Worst Round Ever
Robert goes golfing every Sunday. One Sunday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, What took you so long?
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