Golf Jokes - Page 7

There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.

Bill got a call from the coroner, who wants to talk about his wife's recent death. Bill told him the whole sad story. "We were on the third hole. Sally, my wife, was standing on the ladies tee about 30 yards ahead of the men's box when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a rock, I knew immediately that she was dead. God only knows where the ball wound up."

2 duffers were standing at the first tee , agreeing to play the ball as it lay for the round. The first golfer hit a beautiful tee shot 250 yards down the middle of the fairway. The second golfer was not so lucky, shanking his shot dead right with the ball coming to rest dead center on the cartpath.

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

A rather good golf junkie who happens to be a priest is on the 18th hole and has about a 200 yard approach shot to the green. He drags out his 1-iron, and starts to swing at the ball. Suddenly, the clouds overhead let out a flash of lightning and a massive roll of thunder, shattering a tree some 3 hundred yards east, and the rain begins pouring down in a blinding sheet.