Golf Jokes - Page 6

Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.

Shorties

Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, " My game is so bad this year I had to have my ball retriever regripped !"

Scratch Golfer

Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.

Sacrifices

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

Rough Day

A golfer comes into the club house after a bad round. The pro says, "It looks like it was a pretty rough day."

Putt

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

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