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Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
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Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
A golfer comes into the club house after a bad round. The pro says, "It looks like it was a pretty rough day."
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.
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