Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.
There was a wife and husband out golfing one day. The husband wasn’t a very good player and the wife was an accomplished player. Whenever the husband hit a bad shot, the wife would laugh and make fun of his plight. On one hole, he swung mightily at his drive, producing a huge slice which sailed into dense woods. Wearily, he trudged into the woods to retrieve his ball, followed by the laughter and smart remarks from his wife.
A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit. 9 Iron.”
A fourball watches a lone player play up short of the green they are on.
As they tee off at the next hole they watch the lone player quickly chip on and putt out.
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!”The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
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