Golf Jokes - Page 3

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

Being an avid golfer myself, like most I enjoy pushing my knowledge onto those who don't really want to hear it. My friends like to call me a "fountain of knowledge", so today's your lucky day! There are a few things about golf you need to know, about etiquette and stuff.

Bob wearily trudged into his house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. "How was your game, darling?" asked his wife, Jane. "I was hitting the ball ok, but my eyesight's gotten so damn bad I couldn't see where the ball went." shrugged Bob.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith were playing in their club's annual "Husband and Wife" golf tournament. Mr. Smith wasn't happy about it, apparently his wife isn't very good but she insisted on playing. To appease her, he reluctantly agreed.