Bloody 3 Iron
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Golf Jokes - Page 14
Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex:
10. Choice of public or private courses
9. Lessons are available
Best Dog
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.
Be Honest
A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't wake up until 8PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks his secretary to take his shoes and go rub them in the grass. The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.
Bedroom Golf Rules
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
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