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A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't wake up until 8PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks his secretary to take his shoes and go rub them in the grass. The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
When a struck ball unintentionally veers to the left it is known as a hook.
When a struck ball unintentionally veers to the right it is known as a slice.
"I don't know about that new pro," said Peter. "He may be a little strange."
"Why do you think that?" asked Fred.
On the seventeenth of the Wentworth Club Course a very careful player was studying the green. First he got down on his hands and knees to check out the turf between his ball and the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way and getting up he held up a wet finger to try out the direction of the wind. Then turning to his caddie he asked:
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