Fortune Teller
Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven?"
Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..."
Golfer: "What's the good news?"
Golf Jokes - Page 12
Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.
Fore!
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?
Divots
"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course," sighed Mac, the golfer.
"Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of the earth."
Deserted Island
This guy is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, Its not a ship.
Deathly Illness
Peter was not feeling well, bad enough that his wife Sharon had to go and get the test results from the doctor.
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