Fore! Look out, there’s loads of funny golf jokes here. We’ve got some really good religious and wife related golf jokes in particular. A golfer’s heaven, for sure.
A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and about to tee off on the third hole which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large picture window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what had happened.
A twosome was about to tee off on the tenth hole, which was located near the main road. As they were about to hit their shots, a funeral procession came by. The golfer that was about to his his tee shot stopped, took off his hat and bowed his head in respect until the procession had passed.
A man was golfing one day and was struck by lightning. He died and went to heaven. Saint Peter told him when he arrived at the gates of heaven that the bolt of lightning was actually meant for his golf partner. But, because God doesn't want it known that he makes mistakes,the man would have to go back to earth as someone other that himself.
A group of golfers was searching for one of their golf balls out in the deep rough. After several minutes of laboring, the golfer who sliced his ball out into the trash declares he has found his ball, inciting another in his group to scream out.
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