Golf Jokes

Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that.

One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but it looks pretty real to us.

It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.

Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee - landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper's shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested "No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out. Then, you'll can hit hit it straight through the shed with a 3 iron."

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.