Blowing Bubbles
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
You don’t have to be a homesexual to recognize a funny gay joke when you read it! While we’re tolerant of all races, religions, sexual preferences yadda yadda yadda… if you can’t laugh at things then you’re taking life too seriously!
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
In case you didn't know it, here are a bunch of ways to tell if you're gay. Maybe you are, maybe you're not - we don't really care (freedom of expression right?). This is more of a guide. If at least 5 of these things describe you, you just be a homosexual. Congrats.
A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas."
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