Gay Jokes - Page 5

There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them.

Two older, suburban, homosexual gentlemen had been living together for a couple of years and were getting really bored with their lives. They were looking at some trinkets at a garage sale in another neighborhood, when one of them (Jimmy) stumbled upon what appeared to be a rare find.

Two gay homosexuals are walking through a zoo. They come across some gorillas and after a while they notice that one of the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store.