A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.
This straight guy walks into a bar. After he’s inside he realizes it’s a gay bar.. he thinks to himself “Oh…what the hell, I really want a drink”
A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface of the spa. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: “Ok, which of you two morons farted?”
Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
