Gay Jokes

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip.

One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting new nieghbor’s. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor’s are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and says hello, I’m Murphy and I live next door. Well the guy sets down the box that he is carrying and says “good to meet you Murphy I, am Tim”.

This YouTube vid does a good job making you think so. “Harry Potter… will learn how love can drain the wizard.” See for yourself, lmao!

Don’t you remember the good ‘ole days when a young boy could hold a large piece of wood up to a grown man’s crotch and it wasn’t inappropriate?

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.