Female Jokes - Page 7

My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.

Alright, this goes against every male sperm in my body but, by popular request, it's got to be posted. Seems there's a rumor going around that we're sexist (maybe she meant to say sexy), but at any rate we're going to be burying that rumor right now (not the one about being sexy). Eh, lost a bit of my manhood on this one.

Yes folks, it's true. Women are always wrong. It's got to be true, it's a test question afterall... 

I feel smarter having posted this.

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.