Female Jokes - Page 4

With the increasinly high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots recently, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America.

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.

So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”