Female Jokes - Page 4

Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

With the increasinly high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots recently, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America.