Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Female Jokes - Page 2
Jokes about women… my favorite category. We threw every funny female joke we could find in here so that, as a man, you no longer have to be the butt of some dumb lady’s joke.
Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
A Cuckoo Of A Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
No More Floppy Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.
Top 10 FAQ’s About Pregnancy
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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