Female Jokes - Page 2

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

With the increasinly high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots recently, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America.

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.