Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Female Jokes - Page 2
Jokes about women… my favorite category. We threw every funny female joke we could find in here so that, as a man, you no longer have to be the butt of some dumb lady’s joke.
A Cuckoo Of A Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
No More Floppy Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.
Top 10 FAQ’s About Pregnancy
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Gynecologist Guessing Game
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
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