Deathbead Confessions
Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed, andas she held his hand her warm tears ran down her cheeks and splashed onto her sleeping husbands face. Her tears awakened him.
Female Jokes - Page 17
Jokes about women… my favorite category. We threw every funny female joke we could find in here so that, as a man, you no longer have to be the butt of some dumb lady’s joke.
Bra Sizes
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost
B - Better
C - Cute
D - Damn good
Bad Memory
A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Women Can Be Cruel Sometimes
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
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After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.
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