Female Jokes - Page 15

These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines...

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

Two women friends had gone out for a Ladies Night Out, and had been alittle overly-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Horribly drunk, while walking home, they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive set of undergarments and didn't want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they staggered their way home.

An older woman gets a face lift and shes proud of the way she looks so she goes out in the town and askes a man "how old do you think I am". The man replies "Ummm, I dont know 28?" the woman answers "Nope I'm 48 but nice try!"