Female Jokes - Page 14

There are these three men that have to cross a large river.

The three words women most hate to hear while having sex?

"Honey, I'm home!"

An elderly woman, distressed over the recent death of her husband, decided to endher life early to be with her husband in the afterlife.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer loose their antlers at the beginning of each winter, usually late November to mid-December.

On a trans-atlantic flight, a plane was passing through a horrible storm. The turbulence is severe, and unfortunately things go from bad to worse when one of the wings were struck by lightning. One woman in particular friggen loses it.