Female Jokes - Page 14

Jokes about women… my favorite category. We threw every funny female joke we could find in here so that, as a man, you no longer have to be the butt of some dumb lady’s joke.

Three Words

The three words women most hate to hear while having sex?

"Honey, I'm home!"

Suicidal Granny

An elderly woman, distressed over the recent death of her husband, decided to endher life early to be with her husband in the afterlife.

Female Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer loose their antlers at the beginning of each winter, usually late November to mid-December.

A Real Woman

On a trans-atlantic flight, a plane was passing through a horrible storm. The turbulence is severe, and unfortunately things go from bad to worse when one of the wings were struck by lightning. One woman in particular friggen loses it.

Picture

Man says to his Wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.

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