Female Jokes - Page 12

Jokes about women… my favorite category. We threw every funny female joke we could find in here so that, as a man, you no longer have to be the butt of some dumb lady’s joke.

Who Was First?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

Who’s Smarter

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

Male / Female Translator

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Men vs Women

RELATIONSHIPS:

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' Then she will get on with her life.

Did You Know…

Single women don't fart...

Because they don't have assholes until they get married?

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