Redneck Medical Dictionary
| Artery | The study of paintings. |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria. |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die. |
Doctor Jokes - Page 9
Did you know 50% of doctors finished at the bottom of their medical school’s class? Seriously, and it’s wonder why after reading some of these funny doctor jokes. Insurance anyone?
Slow Golfers
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Suicidal Granny
An elderly woman, distressed over the recent death of her husband, decided to endher life early to be with her husband in the afterlife.
Bad Memory
A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
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