Surgeon’s Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.
Doctor Jokes - Page 2
Did you know 50% of doctors finished at the bottom of their medical school’s class? Seriously, and it’s wonder why after reading some of these funny doctor jokes. Insurance anyone?
Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Lawyers Are The Best Patients
Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. "I like contractors myself" says one. "They don't even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery."
Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
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