This category is not for the weak, readers must have thick skin and not be easily offended. Our dirty jokes are so dirty you might just have to take a shower after reading them! Well, ok some of them aren’t totally disgusting, just alittle too crude to be included with our clean jokes.
If you know anybody interested in bird dog pups, let us know. I'm not exactly sure how long these animals take to gestate (that means 'give birth' for those readers that'll might actually get this joke) - but they'll probably be available soon.
A blond decides to do something she's never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
If you think, for one second, you've got a crappy job... well on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
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