Breakfast Is Kickin’
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
Dirty Jokes - Page 5
This category is not for the weak, readers must have thick skin and not be easily offended. Our dirty jokes are so dirty you might just have to take a shower after reading them! Well, ok some of them aren’t totally disgusting, just alittle too crude to be included with our clean jokes.
No More Floppy Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.
The Condom Conversation
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
Queen Guinevere’s Chastity Belt
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.
Where Do Babies Come From?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
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