Dirty Jokes - Page 25

1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.

Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." "Mr. Thomas," said the doctor, "bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.