Clean Jokes - Page 32

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

3 engineers and 3 accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers buy only a single ticket.

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.