Clean Jokes - Page 32

We strive to provide a good collection of clean jokes to go along with all that other dirty stuff that gets posted. Find family friendly, good ole’ fashioned clean humor here.

Mommy Test

I was reading my email this morning, had one of those fowarded messages that most of the time get deleted. Went ahead and read it, thought is was cute (even though I'm a daddy), so I'm letting you folks read it too... it's called the Mommy Test.

You’ve Been Online Too Long When…

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

Salary Theorem

Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

One Ticket Experiment

3 engineers and 3 accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers buy only a single ticket.

Back Seat Driver

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

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