Clean Jokes - Page 3

We strive to provide a good collection of clean jokes to go along with all that other dirty stuff that gets posted. Find family friendly, good ole’ fashioned clean humor here.

Light Bulb Jokes

These things are classic... and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes we've done this before). So, without further ado - F&J will teach you how to change a light bulb (energy saving of course), no matter what stereotype you fit into...

Milk Bath For Beauty

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

Only If (Hillary Joke)

One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas.

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The Blonde Painter

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door,  canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

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