Clean Jokes - Page 3

Got an old grampa or grandma alittle out of shape? Are you an old fart wanting to lift weights but don’t know where to start? Never fear, F&J is here! Follow along while we whip you into great condition!

Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”

I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.

There is a new virus. The code name is “WORK.” If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his left arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did.