We strive to provide a good collection of clean jokes to go along with all that other dirty stuff that gets posted. Find family friendly, good ole’ fashioned clean humor here.
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade or something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could find. Enjoy! .... or maybe not.
A duck walks into a convenient store and asks, " Do you sell any grapes here?". The manager says, " No, we don't sell grapes."
Picture this, you're pushing a buggy down your local Wal-Mart and some kid comes up next to you and asks for some Grey Poupon, or you spy someone trying to put a Kit-Kat on layaway! Below you'll find fifty fun things to do at Wal-Mart, either for fun or to annoy someone. Brilliant!
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '98 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."
The following is a list of twenty new error messages planned for Microsoft Vista. High tech systems call for high tech error messages, those at Micro$oft hope that these solutions are detailed enough to work out your problem while being simple enough to understand.
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