We strive to provide a good collection of clean jokes to go along with all that other dirty stuff that gets posted. Find family friendly, good ole’ fashioned clean humor here.
A hip young entrepreneur just purchased a brand new Ferrari Modena. It's one of the fastest, most expensive cars in the world making nearly 400 horsepower and costing $150,000. He takes it out for a spin and spots an old man on a moped while stopping for a traffic light.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just 'play along' and humor her.
We stayed up all night (for a few nights actaully) and snagged a few of the political jokes Jay Leno has been spouting off on the Tonight Show. This guy's a riot (or at least his writers are, heh). Bada bing!
Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
Two buddies, John and Jeff, happened to be two of the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives, John and Jeff discussed baseball history in the winter and stufied over every box score during the season. They went to a hundred games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
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