Bumper Stickers

Ahh, bumper stickers – you know those things stuck to the back of an old redneck pickup truck or soccer mom’s minivan? They’re making a comeback, and here are some ideas.

Bumper Stickers 211-225

All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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Bumper Stickers 196-210

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.

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Bumper Stickers 181-195

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most!

Are you stoned or just stupid?

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Bumper Stickers 166-180

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Bumper Stickers 151-165

I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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