Fortunately for you, F&J has one of the best collections of funny blonde jokes. Some are funnier than others, we admit, but for the most part blondes do a pretty good job ending up as the butt of a joke.
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
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