Blonde Patient In Pain
A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over."
She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts."
Blonde Jokes - Page 7
Fortunately for you, F&J has one of the best collections of funny blonde jokes. Some are funnier than others, we admit, but for the most part blondes do a pretty good job ending up as the butt of a joke.
Depressing Blonde
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine...
Blonde Walks Into The Library
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
Are His Lights On?
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde.
Window Pain
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Haven't gotten your fix of Blonde Jokes yet? No problem, we have more!
